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Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

The Bowling Family

'Well, you would go on about wanting her as a stay-at-home wife!'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

String Theory for Beginners.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Knitted Kitty.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!