Knitting Aficionados Gifts

Witch Using Sheep's Wool To Knit Her Roof.

The Bowling Family

'Well, you would go on about wanting her as a stay-at-home wife!'

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

'Happy now?'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Knitted Kitty.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

String Theory for Beginners.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'