Knitting Fanatic Gifts

"It's my white whale."

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Happy now?'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Somewhere in France: The Fabric of Daily French Life Is On Display

Knitted Kitty.

String Theory for Beginners.

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

King Madras

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"