Knit Enthusiasts Gifts

'The Glees Rest Home' "Been here long?"

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'As the trial is not as juicy as we thought it might be, one of our jurors requests permission to knit.'

Knitting

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Happy now?'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

String Theory for Beginners.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.