Yarn Enthusiasts Gifts

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

"I didn't even know they could knit!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Happy now?'

Crotchet

Woman knitting a washing line.

Knitted Kitty.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

String Theory for Beginners.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

Cat Sisyphus

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Genetic Manipulation

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.