Yarn Enthusiast Gifts

"Enough!"

'Remember when we were young and used to play with the balls of yarn?'

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

"We are not amused."

Knitting Christmas Tree

'How long have we been married in dog years?'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

Make do and mend

Cat making a jumper while playing with wool.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Knitting is Knirvana.

Sportknitting

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

The Wool Shop - "Give me all your balaclavas!"

'Mr. Finnegan will see you in a few minutes -- would you like a ball of yarn to play with while you're waiting?'

'Stay calm,,,don't panic,,,oh no I'm starting to unravel'

'International knitting: 100m final.'

'I don't know. I'll see how long it gets.'

"Were we expecting the Worsteds?"

'Maybe we could put our knitting down until the examination is over.'

"Apparently, they're a very close knit family."

'Twine's nice, but I prefer yarn.'

"Don't look at me like that! I know you're not THAT long. I just need some practice for my knitting classes."

"I've taken up knitting. The computer's on strike because of its 168-hour work week."

'I want to get this scarf finished before the wool runs out.'

Knitted Kitty.

A Cat is Kicked Out of A Yarn Shop.

octopus knitting a jumper...

Spindles

String

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand."

Multitasking

"It was cute when the cat just played with a ball of wool, but this is getting out of hand!"

Knitting