Yarn Aficionados Gifts

"Then it's agreed. We skip the Grand Canyon to see the world's largest ball of yarn."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Happy now?'

Woman knitting a washing line.

Crotchet

String Theory for Beginners.

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

Knitted Kitty.

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

Cat Sisyphus

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Sure, have some wool to keep your eggs nice and warm...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

Genetic Manipulation

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

octopus knitting a jumper...