Knitting Admirer Gifts

The Truth About Mermaids

Sue loved Vera's Christmas present, although she did wonder if wearing it would have health and safety implications...

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Happy now?'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Knitted Kitty.

String Theory for Beginners.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

Cat with giant ball of yarn of roof of car.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

octopus knitting a jumper...

'look at this hotel. They leave a ball of yarn on your pillow!'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.