Knitwear Admirer Gifts

Everyone in the family hates their ugly sweater except grandma.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

I love my cape

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

Watch out for number one.

Wooly mammoth

"It's my white whale."