Knitwear Admirer Mugs

Everyone in the family hates their ugly sweater except grandma.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Happy now?'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

I love my cape

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'

"No, it's not for Bundles for Britain. Guess again."

Wooly mammoth

Watch out for number one.