Knitwear Lover Gifts

Lost and found: winter edition

'Who has time to sit? There's so much shopping to do!'

The hand-knitted Xmas jumper...

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Arts and crafts

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'Happy now?'

Woman knitting a washing line.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Cat Sisyphus

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."