Knitwear Aficionado Gifts

"Great, now they all want a scarf."

They're bred specifically for the holiday season.

"I think we may have reached Peak Bobble."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'Happy now?'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Stitch one, pearl one...

Academia in Winter

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"You keep him busy while I go for help."