Knitwear Aficionado Pillows

"Great, now they all want a scarf."

"I think we may have reached Peak Bobble."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Stitch one, pearl one...

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Academia in Winter

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'

Watch out for number one.

Wooly mammoth