Knitwear Enthusiast Pillows

"Anything interesting for Christmas?"

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

'My wife knitted it for me.'

'My wife knitted it for me.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"Nothing says fall like an oversized chunky knit."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Knitted Kitty.

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

Day 38 of self-isolation and many people are using the time to discover and enjoy new hobbies.

String Theory for Beginners.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

octopus knitting a jumper...

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'