Knitwear Lover Pillows

Lost and found: winter edition

'Who has time to sit? There's so much shopping to do!'

The hand-knitted Xmas jumper...

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Arts and crafts

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Cat Sisyphus

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

"My parents hate it."

Stitch one, pearl one...

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"