Knitwear Fan Gifts

Piano scarf

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'Happy now?'

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

There's no place like Ho-Ho-Home

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

Knowing that Roger loathed the new cat, Janelle tried to win him over by knitting him a pair of boxers made out of fur balls.

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Shoe Whore

Stitch one, pearl one...

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'

Watch out for number one.

Wooly mammoth