Knitwear Fan Gifts

Piano scarf

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Knit One, Pearl One, Drop One.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Granny squashing cats tail with rocking chair

'We need a new hot water bottle.'

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

The Gallery Guard Unravelling the Wool of a Jumper on a Painting, Creating a Nude.

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

'I'm knitting you sweater... do you want it too big or too small?'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

Stitch one, pearl one...

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Shoe Whore

"You keep him busy while I go for help."

'How to speak Woman.'

"It's my white whale."

Wooly mammoth

Watch out for number one.