Knitting Fan Gifts

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"Not at all. We're just breeding contempt."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

'Fine. And you?'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"I'm a monster."

Pirates

'...and what's more, they're all first editions.'

Running out of Gas.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Curling Rocks!

'Well, Tom, your blood sugar is way too high!'

"...now she's up tp a jumper a week."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Shoe Whore

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Quilting Bee.

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Loved Jamaica!"

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"It's my white whale."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.