Curling Fan Gifts

Olympic curling

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Curling Rocks!

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Curling your hair for no reason

Juggler and Illusionist

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Clown walks balloon dog

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Sandy Floss

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.