Curling Fans Gifts

Curling popularity after the winter Olympics.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Curling your hair for no reason

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Clown walks balloon dog

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

Cyclist Flamingoes

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.