Circus Fan Gifts

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Circus elephant.

Tight rope walker.

'I'm glad to hear that my son is the class clown.'

'There must be like a hundred of them in there!'

Knife-thrower misses target and hits an audience member.

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Donald Trump ringmaster with GOP clown car

'He specializes in funny bones.'

'Okay, okay, we'll give you better conditions.'

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

"Do you have anything much smaller that can paradoxically hold many more people."

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Pierre inched his way across the high wire. One false step and Thanksgiving would come early this year.'

'Can you check my balance.'

'If you want our best medicine, please step to the next aisle.'

Heel bar.

"Seltzer . . . seltzer!"

'We've located the source of that funny noise you've been hearing.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

A clown inflates a tyre while playing an accordion.

"Sorry Mate, no trainers."

You too can juggle.

Stationary bicycles.

'Do you want coffee tea or Coco...?'

'I ran away from the circus to join the army.'

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

Trump Circus

"That's easy for you to say. You're not the one who's getting a root canal!"

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

'And I say, if pies were outlawed, only outlaws would have pies!'

"You weren't looking for humor, but humor found you."

"Just between you and me, clowns creep me out, too."

Clown bar - Slap happy hour 6-7.

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"