Circus Trick Fan Gifts

'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Clown Delivering Babies.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'