Circus Fans Gifts

'What went particularly well?'

Performing dog

The Paunch & Judy Show

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

"I really hate Mondays..."

'If you painted on a smile instead of that frown you might make more balloon sales...'

'It's ironic: I was employed to beg by an organ grinder, and now, I beg because I'm unemployed...'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"O.K., laugh, but this is going to be my ticket out of here."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Carly Simon - clowns in my coffee.

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

Socially Distancing Clowns

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'