Circus Culture Fan Gifts

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

Children's Parties

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'He's maturing early.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Litter Tray Training

Clown God

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Face Painting

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"