Circus Enthusiasts Gifts

Crash Testing Clown Car.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Trapeze Artist Pulls Trousers off Partner.

Bear with unicycle on his car.

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

'Don't judge me until you've walked a mile in my shoes.'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

The Lion Tamer.

'There's always the circus, Ella. be a bearded lady.'

I said, everybody out of the car! Jeez, I hate stopping clown cars!

'I think we've reached that awkward age where we're too old to run away and join the circus and too young to run away and join AARP.'

Frankie and Annette.

'Trixie's last hope was a job with the circus.'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

"Take no notice of George - it's just because he opened a jam jar earlier!"

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"I'll eat anything for $1.00"

Highwire Texting

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Elephant Taxi Emergency

'I'm risking my life on the high wire, and they're complaining!'

Lion tamer scared of mouse.

A jester doing the weather forecast.

Arresting a clown.

Money manager: 'What's this about us sending our money to a rural hut in the Bahamas?'

Children's Parties

'Today stocks acting 'funny peculiar' outnumbered 'funny ha-ha' stocks by a 2-1 margin.'

'You have the right to remain stupid.'

Tightrope Battle Tank

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

"OK Trilby, open up, we know you're in there!"

'You think you're in the wrong job, don't make me laugh.'