Circus Aficionado Gifts

'That would be a whole lot funnier if it weren't hooked up to your colostomy bag.'

"What's the next best medicine?"

"It doesn't mean I'm a sad clown. It means I killed a man in prison."

Spinning plates

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"It appears to be some kind of wireless technology."

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'I think we could understand this better if it were a pie chart.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Tightrope #1 Tightrope walker about to step on a banana skin

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"But, seriously..."

Monkey doing stunts on a big red motorbike.

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

'I never should have left the circus.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The circus diver.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

blindfolded knife thrower facing the wrong way.

'Don't worry Mr Hooper, it isn't a serious operation you will be undergoing.'

'I have a surprisingly small carbon footprint.'

"I said everybody out of the car! Jeez, I hate stopping clown cars."

Balloon Animpalplasty.

"Mr Goldstein...the board is concerned you aren't taking these meetings seriously."

'It doesn't feel like a milestone.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'A lot of circus people eat here.'

Uni-corn, the lesser.

"I wouldn't want to be in your shoes."

"Swallow two band aids and call me in the morning."

A dog lights a cigarette, blows 3 smoke rings, then jumps through them, as if through hoops.

Human cannon ball shot out leaving her bra and panties behind - assistant looks on smiling,