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'That would be a whole lot funnier if it weren't hooked up to your colostomy bag.'

"What's the next best medicine?"

"It doesn't mean I'm a sad clown. It means I killed a man in prison."

Clown Angioplasty.

Spinning plates

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

'I think we could understand this better if it were a pie chart.'

"It appears to be some kind of wireless technology."

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Tightrope #1 Tightrope walker about to step on a banana skin

'I never should have left the circus.'

Monkey doing stunts on a big red motorbike.

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

"But, seriously..."

'I have a surprisingly small carbon footprint.'

'Don't worry Mr Hooper, it isn't a serious operation you will be undergoing.'

"Mr Goldstein...the board is concerned you aren't taking these meetings seriously."

The circus diver.

blindfolded knife thrower facing the wrong way.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Balloon Animpalplasty.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'It doesn't feel like a milestone.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

"It's time to end the suffering."

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

"I said everybody out of the car! Jeez, I hate stopping clown cars."

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"Boy, this guy is good!"

'My court case became such a media circus I decided to employ a ringmaster instead of a lawyer!'

'He doesn't look like a show dog.'