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'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

"It's like a business. Concentrate on the bottom lion."

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

Internal Medicine, Nuclear Medicine, Laughter is the Best Medicine.

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"I knew I smelled something funny."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'Too Low?'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"

'Great coaching is about helping your coachee to move forward...'

Henri is sick, I'm filling in.

"You're not so much crying on the inside as severely hemorrhaging."

'You, bearded lady. I ain't paying you to loaf around - oh sorry, I thought you were someone else... well, have a nice day.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"I think I slept funny."

Lion Taming School: In Case of Emergency Break Glass (for chair).

Bob was part of a team and he knew he was essential to the smooth running of that team.

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'

Man on wire balancing while carrying big stones.

'You've got to get over here, you're not going to believe this.' - Man without cellphone

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."

Trapeze Artist

Market analyst at the Circus

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Lion taming gone wrong...

Bird landing on a tightrope walker's balancing pole.

'A couple from the circus just moved into the flat next door!'

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

'OK Johnson, let's see what you've learned.'