Circus Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Look at that new car Bobo is driving. He's CLEARLY overcompensating for something!"

'Well, so much for laughter being the best medicine.'

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Clown God

'He's maturing early.'

Litter Tray Training

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Clown Face Painting

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Circus Act

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.