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'...that isn't clever and it isn't funny!'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

Clown Face Painting

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Send in the Clones.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Circus Act

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"What's your occupation?"

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."