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Children's Parties

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'He's maturing early.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Litter Tray Training

Clown's Comedy Fart.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clown Face Painting

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Circus Act

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."