Circus Enthusiast Mugs

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

"It's like a business. Concentrate on the bottom lion."

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

Internal Medicine, Nuclear Medicine, Laughter is the Best Medicine.

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Economic Growth' Elephant balancing on top of the world in a circus ring. Accompanied by a 'fat cat' ring master.

"I knew I smelled something funny."

'Too Low?'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'The new guy is great for morale, but he's clueless about the dress code.'

Henri is sick, I'm filling in.

'Great coaching is about helping your coachee to move forward...'

"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"

'I'm worried: He still can't balance a ball on his nose...'

'You, bearded lady. I ain't paying you to loaf around - oh sorry, I thought you were someone else... well, have a nice day.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

Bob was part of a team and he knew he was essential to the smooth running of that team.

Lion Taming School: In Case of Emergency Break Glass (for chair).

"I think I slept funny."

"You're not so much crying on the inside as severely hemorrhaging."

"I feel like I'm having some credibility issues."

'Tell me again why we are afraid of chairs.'

Lion taming gone wrong...

'OK Johnson, let's see what you've learned.'

'A funny thing happened to me on the way to the church tonight..'

Market analyst at the Circus

"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Bird landing on a tightrope walker's balancing pole.

Clown's casket has extensions for big shoes.

'A couple from the circus just moved into the flat next door!'

'You've got to get over here, you're not going to believe this.' - Man without cellphone