Circus Lovers Gifts

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

Career choices for fleas.

'I met a circus acrobat on holiday, two performances a night, and a matinee on Sunday.'

'It's a long story...'

"...and there's a $30 monthly balloon animal pet fee."

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

Busking Elephant

"I wasn't texting or eating and there's no law saying I can't juggle."

I'd Rather Be Unicycling.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Clowns.

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'Well, the old saying: 'A fool and his money are easily parted' certainly isn't true!'

'Do you want flies with that?'

World's Emotionally Strongest Man

'This must be your son - I can see the resemblance.'

Clown under microscope

Entertainers - Clowns and Jugglers. No Fools Kept in this van Overnight.

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

Crown Travel: 'That's 'Crown Travel', but that's okay- we deal with clowns everyday.'

With a straight face and loaded pies, Bonkers the Clown rode into town determined to have revenge on everyone that had ever laughed at him.

"Pop Goes the Weasel" never sounded so unnerving.

Tomato, zucchini or grapefruit? Balloons. Vegan Clowns.

Dentist

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

Children's Parties

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'