Circus Fans Mugs

'What went particularly well?'

Clown Delivering Babies.

Performing dog

The Paunch & Judy Show

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

"I really hate Mondays..."

"I wonder if Congress has any openings."

'If you painted on a smile instead of that frown you might make more balloon sales...'

'It's ironic: I was employed to beg by an organ grinder, and now, I beg because I'm unemployed...'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"O.K., laugh, but this is going to be my ticket out of here."

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Carly Simon - clowns in my coffee.

Pastor Charles - also known as 'Charlie Chaplain'

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

Socially Distancing Clowns

Children's Parties

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown's Comedy Fart.