Circus Arts Fan Mugs

'Creepy.'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Litter Tray Training

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'He's maturing early.'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Clown Face Painting

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'