Circus Fitness Fan Gifts

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Dead Funny

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Sisyphus during Covid

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Exercise Bars

Juggler and Illusionist

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Reasonableman

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Clown walks balloon dog