Cycle Circus Fan Gifts

"YOU pass him on the left."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Dead Funny

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

You had me at vintage.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Juggler and Illusionist

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Cat and Dog Bike

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Clown Delivering Babies.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'she's been at that three weeks now and it hasn't moved an inch.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'