Circus Fitness Fan Prints

Clown doing curl with barbell has springing ball emerge from bicep.

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Dead Funny

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Executive gym with briefcases for weights.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Juggler and Illusionist

Reasonableman

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Exercise Bars

Sisyphus during Covid

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'