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'And another thing -- if some of you lot don't get your own wheels soon, I'm joining another bike gang!'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"What other tricks does he need?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

Clown walks balloon dog

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'