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"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Circus elephant.

Tight rope walker.

'I'm glad to hear that my son is the class clown.'

Knife-thrower misses target and hits an audience member.

"Do you have anything much smaller that can paradoxically hold many more people."

'He specializes in funny bones.'

Donald Trump ringmaster with GOP clown car

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Jimmy likes to stand on his head.

'It has to have tall fences.'

'Okay, okay, we'll give you better conditions.'

"Seltzer . . . seltzer!"

'We've located the source of that funny noise you've been hearing.'

'Can you check my balance.'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Pierre inched his way across the high wire. One false step and Thanksgiving would come early this year.'

Heel bar.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Yes, I did tell you I was the class clown, but I never said I was funny."

"You weren't looking for humor, but humor found you."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Trump Circus

'Don't do that !!'

Broken Tightropes.

Clowns

"Well.....this is awkward."

"I hate these messy custardy battles."

'The doctor will see you now.'

'Hey Fred! Go get into that centrifuge rotor and let's see that hawk really do a circle dance.'

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'

"...and then we'll clear the blockage by inserting a tiny balloon."

Boy running away to join circus, clown running away to city.