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"...but, seriously..."

vaccine wars.

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown God

Henry the amazing talking dog.

Clown Face Painting

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'You got clowns in your engine. That's what's making them funny noises.'

Clown Skis.

Children's Entertainer

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Beware of balloon dog.

Clown walks balloon dog

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

'He specializes in funny bones.'