Circus Tricks Fan Gifts

The latest safety device: Air bags on juggling pins.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Clown Face Painting

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

Clown walks balloon dog

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Clown Delivering Babies.

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'