Circus Clown Gifts

"You say you don't own a weapon...so what's with all this ammo in your closet?"

'It's just a BALLOON!!!'

"You really need to work on your chat-up technique Bobo."

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'I told you Ko-ko that you don't have to even think of retirement - the phone stopped ringing for you years ago!'

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"On your application it says you've been a circus clown, an orthopaedic surgeon and a molecular biologist."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Dead Funny

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'He's maturing early.'

Litter Tray Training

Clown God

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Clown's Comedy Fart.