Circus Entertainer Gifts

Clown silencers.

'Finally, a job that makes other people happy from laughing at you and you love it.'

'You see son, it's jobs like these that give us a bad name...'

"My teacher wouldn't let me clown around in class, so I was forced to run away and join the circus."

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Litter Tray Training

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Face Painting

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

When clowns are hunting.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Clown Wife

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Send in the Clones.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"What's your occupation?"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

The circus diver.

The Path

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

'This will only hurt for a moment.'