Circus Artist Gifts

Tightrope #1 Tightrope walker about to step on a banana skin

Knife-thrower misses target and hits an audience member.

'Help!'

Long-legged clown...

Wordilly Durdillies - Nobody could hold their drink like Eddie could.

'So you're not going to become a world famous juggler. Get over it and move on!'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'To the horror of bystanders. The 'Amazing Jimmy' miscalculates as he attempts to juggle a pin, bowling ball, and an elephant.'

Clown Face Painting

"Apparently it's a skill he picked up while online."

'Labradors hate to be the second banana.'

'We're never going to get saved.'

Juggling Axes.

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

Selfie Acrobat

Trapeze artists.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

Little Nell's anxiety

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Litter Tray Training

Clown God

'He's maturing early.'

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'