Circus Performer At Heart Gifts

'I hope your chefs have all been practising their knife safety skills?'

'As a Health and Safety officer, he likes to let his hair down at the weekends.'

"If Harold had learned anything over 50 years of marriage, it was the importance of keeping things interesting in the bedroom."

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Clown's Comedy Fart.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Litter Tray Training

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clown Face Painting

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

When clowns are hunting.

Clown Wife

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"What's your occupation?"

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

'Send in the Clones.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

The circus diver.

The Path