Circus Performer In Disguise Gifts

"Any other skills?"

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Litter Tray Training

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown Face Painting

Clown Wife

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

'Send in the Clones.'

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"What's your occupation?"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

When clowns are hunting.

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

The circus diver.

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

The Path

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."