Circus Performances Gifts

"...and then we'll clear the blockage by inserting a tiny balloon."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown on bike.

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'He's maturing early.'

Litter Tray Training

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Clown God

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clown Face Painting

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"