Circus Entertainment Gifts

'How many times have I told you not to wear your work shoes in the house?'

"Sometimes I like to think back and reminisce about tomorrow."

Children's Parties

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Dead Funny

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Clown God

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Litter Tray Training

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

'He's maturing early.'

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Henry the amazing talking dog.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.