Circus Performer Gifts

'Your serves are great. Ground strokes, superb. It's your foot faults that are killing you.'

"It's like a business. Concentrate on the bottom lion."

"Wait – did you wash your hands?"

Rule one: Never work without a net. Rule two: Specify the type of net.

'Too Low?'

Normally, Ruby's timing was excellent.

Spinning plates

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

'Needs more challenge.'

Tightrope walker with trampoline for safety net.

Birds sitting in high wire walker's way...

"Remind me—what's scary about a chair?"

Casual Friday.

"It appears to be some kind of wireless technology."

Henri is sick, I'm filling in.

'Are you trying to be funny?'

"I've heard a lot about you - all nutty, of course."

"Trust me, I'm in PR."

'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'

Tight rope walker.

'You, bearded lady. I ain't paying you to loaf around - oh sorry, I thought you were someone else... well, have a nice day.'

Bob was part of a team and he knew he was essential to the smooth running of that team.

"Well, he's not going to rescue himself."

Since Ken and Sheila had resolved their differences, their act had been running a lot more smoothly.

'Okay, okay, we'll give you better conditions.'

Bird landing on a tightrope walker's balancing pole.

I'm a defense attorney and this clown is our consultant in the event the case becomes a media circus.

Fatal Trapeze Act.

The Bumblebee: Mortal enemy of the tightrope walker

Trapeze Artist

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

Lion taming gone wrong...

It's the previous 382 attempts that help you become 'a natural'.

Monkey doing stunts on a big red motorbike.

Tightrope walker finds a detour sign.