Circus Performer Wannabes Gifts

The National Intelligence Agency gives Congress a modified briefing on election security.

Clown on bike.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

Litter Tray Training

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Clown Face Painting

When clowns are hunting.

Clown Wife

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

'Send in the Clones.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"What's your occupation?"

"I don't think you're taking this relationship seriously..."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

The circus diver.

The Path

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Wilson, you're still using those training wheels?!"